Monday, February 25, 2013

Oscar falls negate Oscar wins. Well, not quite.

But that's what everyone's thinking.

Last night was...not my favorite Oscars ever but I will give them credit for bringing back Chicago & that performance by the Les Mis cast. I mean.

A few things I would like to make mention of:

  1. Why is Kristen Stewart allowed to exit her house looking like she forgot she had hair to fix?
  2. Yes, yes, yes to Jennifer Hudson's vocal range.
  3. Can anyone tell me why Brandi Glanville was invited to the Oscars?
  4. I'm an American, I love America, I'm so grateful we live in a democracy, I'll sing you the Star Spangled Banner until I'm blue in the face, but I'm still not sure why Michelle Obama needed to be Skype-d in while the Jack Nicholson was on stage.
  5. Was that literally the longest Academy Awards show ever?
  6. Adele: "I feel like Beyonce." That's all.
  7. I haven't been to the Oscars yet, why?
  8. Graydon Carter's Vanity Fair Oscar Party was hiding all the Best Dressed for the evening. Seriously.
  9. Joseph Gordon Levitt meeting Dustin Hoffman for the first time on the Red Carpet was so fun to watch.
  10. My favorite part of the evening was the entire time Renee Zellweger was on stage.





She knows she gorgeous. And I'm not mad about it.





She wins best dressed for the season. Sheesh.




Yes, that's correct.

We don't age. And yes, by we, I'm speaking on behalf of those of us with the caramel colored skin tone.



And Anne? This is what you wear when you're going to win an Oscar:

Julia Roberts in vintage Valentino for Erin Brockovich

Hillary Swank in Guy Laroche for Million Dollar Baby

Sandra Bullock in Marchesa for The Blind Side

Reese Witherspoon in vintage Dior for Walk the Line 

Meryl Streep in Lanvin for The Iron Lady



And she didn't have eyebrows.
Literally! Gone for the movie & stayed gone.

She didn't have eyebrows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awards Season, you were good to us. Until next year!

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